Out in the wild heart of Central Texas, there’s a scrappy little farm where the chickens run the show, the dogs run security, and the barn cat silently judges everyone. That’s us. That’s Finnie’s Farm.

I’m Farmer Finnie—part chicken wrangler, part jungle-plant whisperer, full-time chaos curator. What started with a few hens and a whole lot of grit has grown into a one-of-a-kind corner of the world full of fertile hatching eggs, exotic plants, quirky handmade treasures, and a whole bunch of beautiful, unhinged energy.

This isn’t your average farm. It’s where rare things hatch, strange things grow, and creativity runs as wild as the rooster. Everything I offer—from blooming cacti to sassy Seramas—is raised, rooted, or dreamed up with love, laughter, and zero desire to be normal.

So whether you’re here for something rare, something ridiculous, or something real, you’re in the right place.

Thanks for stopping by. Stay weird, stay wild, stay unhinged.